Sa-Ra, Princess of Power

I was playing with Hazel when my arm started to itch. I reached over and started to scratch, when I felt a strange lump under the skin. I immediately got dizzy and thought I had cancer, and felt the other arm to see if that strange lump was there too. Upon finding that, indeed, I had a similar, though smaller, lump on the other arm, it dawned on me.

Muscles. I actually have muscles that you can feel! I guess that lugging around a 21 pound darling will do that.

This seems like big enough news that it should be written up in my alumni magazine or something.