thirty. woah.

this guy....

is 30 years old today!

50th percentile for weight

60th percentile for height

 can say just about every word in the dictionary (including russian), in the cutest voice you've ever heard

loves cookies, brownies, cake, chocolate milk, chocolate and peanut butter anything, and peanut butter smeared on everything

 can read, but doesn't like to  

sleeps 7 hours a night and two hour naps on some weekends

 loves to build and play in forts

is totally fearless

 likes to dress up as Elmo at work

makes his wife cookie love notes

and is quite literally the best, and most fun, dad in the world.

Happy Birthday to the best thing that ever happened to me!